Rucka Rucka Ali - Obama Been Watchin' lyrics
Everybody get up My fellow Americans It has come to my attention A black man is In the White House Please rest a**ured The Secret Service is looking into the matter And the black man will be dealt with Thank you If you're talking About me on your twitter Or chatting with your neighbour Calling me a white house n******g I see you on the N-S-A I hear you on the N-S-A Why don't you say it To my face? You're talking sh*t about me When you take off your clothes Taking some titty picture Posting them videos For some old man to jerk it I see you on the N-S-A I'm checkin' on the N-S-A Come rub them titties In my face Showing your tits without me... Your Guns I really want'em (I want your guns) Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns) I'll give 'em back and I need Your funds I need some money (I need some money) Give me some money (Give me some money) Hillary Rodham is a Bull dyke She munches carpets She has hairy armpits And we be tappin' on your Phone Lines When you talk 'bout me When you insult me You're saying f**k me I can hear you talking sh*t Telling people I ain't sh*t s** my giant hairy dick I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE I hear you on the N-S-A I'm checkin' on the N-S-A You're talking 'bout me Everyday You're such a player hater Hey f**k you Edward Snowden Why you f**k with my sh*t for? This guy is a hero? He's another bum living at the airport I see him on the N-S-A Drinkin' a pint of Hennessy Come catch a flight with me Esse I got drones circling in the WHOLE WORLD You wanna start sh*t? Ya better watch it I see the hobbit p**n that you watch ONLINE Oh, you embarra**ed? Should I show your parents? Whatcha get your a** kicked in the LUNCHLINE Ya little f*ggot Dungeons and Dragons You're just a 4eyed virgin Book Worm Ya feel like scr*pping? Yeah bro come at me My boys are strapping When you're walking minding your business Or at home trying heels and lipsticks I'm watching you from Air Force One So before you talk sh*t Be careful son I monitor your High-speed connection To help you vote for me next election I watch you pee For your own protection I'm in your dreams Like Inception My skin is Brown and white When I'm in your kitchen I blend in and hide My ears are built in Hearin'sh*t you say Tell your children I'm under the bed Edward Snowden You f**ked up, mah n**y Ask Bin Laden 'bout f**kin' with me I went to show him How I deal with hoes Think I won't punch you Where your penis grows? Smack a b**ch Get down What's up now? yeah Would you like to twerk? Everybody let's twerk I really don't like to work Yeah s** my balls Hey who cut the cheese? Play the surveillance tape back Hell no it wasn't me I should put you in jail for saying that Hey that's me on the N-S-A Stealing a thigh from K-F-C This must be some kind of mistake I was at home watching Real House Wives With all my daughters Well the ones I know of You know about keeping track of children and us Black guys Please don't arrest me Here I'm confesing Since when is stealing chicken A crime? I was really hungry And I had no money And they wouldn't accept my Food Stamps I'm really sorry Let's play atari I am Bengali I'm from Benghazi Ladies and Gentlemen of this All white females jury of my peers I look forward to my time in prison Where I could easily find crack And hangout with my good friend OJ Spying on Americans is like uh Saying the N-word Only a black president can do it hehe hehe As your president I replaced the bald eagle With the fried chicken Thank you Four more years