Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Obama lyrics

(parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore) Michelle, can we go bomb dropping? I'm gonna smoke some crack, Only got 20 rocks in my pocket I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma b**h, I want some corn dogs I walk up into Congress like What up with all the ruckus? I'm the lead speaker Of the Big Black Caucus I'm here to give back To all my crackheads and junkies Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a old a** honky!" I'm a little f**in' lazy I get high with Jay-Z and give myself a raise, cuz I'm the one who pays me Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street Now let me get a chicken samwich at the KFC sh**, but Michelle, it was 99 cents! I'm just gonna pocket sh** Chicken bits and chocolate chips And anyone that's starting sh** is getting hit with rocket ships I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking sh** It's politics, wanna come start the next apocalypse? I'ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan Standin' round, handing out burritos at the border Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters You want f**ing health care? I'll give you some MichelleCare Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare Hell, I'm still on welfare Food Stamps, bridge cards I still smoke crack, smack a b**h and steal cars I could blow up any country from my cell phone Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go? I'm gonna choke a tramp Homie, got glocks in my pocket All your mamas workin' for Obama On the White House street corner I'm gonna smoke a pack Only got a couple fried chicken buckets Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin, It's a f**ing foursome What you know about fightin' against evil? What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people? I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant One man's n***a is another man's president I was born in Chicago, that's a village in Africa All we had to eat was dog sh** with paprika I'm illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill I cut through lines at Disney rides And the cider mill Playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties In the Oval Office getting my co*k s**ed, muthaf**a I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, muthaf**a I'm smoking JFK's crack rocks, muthaf**a They be like, "All of these kids are pretty dumb" I'm like "Yo, how about these broke a** teachers?" Kids are dumb f**s, and teachers want money So let's give teachers money, and maybe they'll wanna teach. I call that a plain common sense solution I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution I hate America! First chance I get, You can bet I'll give this place Back to the Cherokas If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden It sorta kinda looks like Obama Binen I'ma m**m, praise Osama, And I did 9/11, it was a mistake! One I'm not proud of How could I have known you'd elect me president? I look like a Taliban marathon runner, This is awkward I'm gonna bomb Iraq Before they try to build a nuclear rocket Achmadina, daba duba dilla, b**h I'm comin' for ya I smoke the baddest dro I stole a Camaro I boned the fattest ho From that bus stop down the road I drop the baddest bombs I was born in Taiwan I can do what I want Got them fly a** n***a drones I'm gonna smoke some crack, Only got 20 rocks in my pocket I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma b**h, I want some pork chops.