Rucka Rucka Ali - Second Coming lyrics

Ay, yar This be the story of baby Jesus Jesus was *hiccup* Jesus was sailing his manger on the seven seas (He was?) It was then that the great m**m prophet, Jesus Told the Jews "You better stop eating Chinese food on Thee birthday" But the Jews, being Jews, would not stop going to the f**ing movies on Christmas Nor would they cease to order Chinese food So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur And went to the moon, where he met with Obama and Hitler, To plan out the next 2000 years, yar Jesus skowered the seven seas for forty days and forty nights After being swallowed by a fish, he was reborn And met Kanye, Who was gay