Rucka Rucka Ali - Feel The Bern (When You Pee) lyrics

[Intro] Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern When you pee does it burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn My hair is a fern, fern, fern, fern, fern, fern Can I get a perm, perm, perm, perm, perm, perm Do you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern [Verse One] Yes, I am Jewish My age is 102-ish I would love to stay in schmooze, but I must take my nap soon-ish Our country is in a crisis Look at my viagra prices Please vote for me for President I'll serve 'til three, then I rest again Everyone will get free college Even the African nig- what should one call it? You'll get a car and a house, I'll give you sushi I have a very weak bladder I cannot control when I pee Which would be fine if I could see Ooo-ooo-ooooo Can I pay for one ?????? [Hook One] Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern ?????? All the money in the war, war, war, war, war, war We would like money too, too, too, too, too, too Vote for someone new, new, new, new, new, new Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern [Verse Two] I don't like Wall Street ?????? Nothing good to eat Not one single ?????? I will tax every last cent 'Til I can get some bagels and lentils I will sue the Wall Street executives That are not serving my people's food I love cold ??????, this is true I love matzo ball chicken soup Is this too much to expect? I would say "f** you!" if I could have s** [Hook Two] Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern What's the deal with s**m, s**m, s**m, s**m, s**m Billions of them die, die, die, die, die Only one gets a life, life, life, life, life This is something I will fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight [Verse Three] You need someone go to vote for this November I will vote if I remember My doctor says I will not be dead by then Hey, kids, would you like free school? The old Jewish guy is suddenly cool I must have fight with the young guys I sometimes pee in a public pool This whole country needs a fun ??????-called-crazy awesome grandpa Run out and tell your friends Old Bernie said the n-word again Please vote for the only candidate That raises all retirement to 110 Voting, voting, voting, voting, vote again I believe you get two votes if you ?????? I gave equal rights to the black race When I walked down the street with MLK It was a nice day for a walk Didn't know the schwarzers would burn down New York [Outro] Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern Now it's the old white man's turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn Please watch and learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn I loved ????? Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern Ooo-ooo-ooooo My campaign is slapping around for months already! Ooo-ooo-ooooo When you pee does it burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn Ooo-ooo-ooooo What's this whole mishigas with Hillary now? I could've sworn she was already President years ago!