She's on it she's really got it, take away all your pain and sorrow She's all closed, she never will know, she's too busy writing letters I think I'm truant, there's my pursuant, she's looking awful, awful hungry I better run now, don't ask me how I'm just a bachelor who wants to be with you When things start to go wrong just sing a happy song I close my eyes, to my surprise, she's standing naked in front of me yeah Is this for real, seems so surreal, tune it again, this station's static Just a dream, lost my per diem, there's no way I can go on without you Where have you gone, please don't be long I bought an ornament to give to you for Christmas When things start to go wrong just sing a happy song You can do so much better, she never wrote that letter This world is so confusing I find it so amusing You can do so much better, she never wrote that letter This world is so confusing I find it so amusing