Hello, N.S.A I just called you to say I love you because you Really listen When I'm on the phone Now I never feel alone 'Cause you're out there with your headphones And you really listen Hush now, don't say a word It's enough to know my words are being heard And we're fighting freedom here at home so we don't have to fight it over there Now, my own sweet Marie never listens to me Not my brother or even my Mama But when they're on the line, I know you hear me whine Take that, Osama! Won't you please tell Condoleezza I ordered extra cheese And I love her 'cause she's out there Here's how I know: Not a stain on a dress But a leak nonetheless Tells me so So, hello, N.S.A...men