Roy Clark - Then She's a Lover lyrics

She comes in about six o'clock Tripping over toys And picking up socks And you think her day Had been a ton of trouble She's been doing important things With trading stamps And turnip greens And have I noticed how The price of soap has doubled She's as normal as she can be She never misses Jeopardy And I think that she'd elope With Dick Van Dyke And when the kids have all been fed And when I lay me down to bed She gives me my time of the night Then she's a lover She comes to my side Right around midnight After her day's been so confused That's why I love her And that's why I do right And if there's a reason God gave me a feeling Baby, it's you She hates tangerines She loves the ring Volunteers me for everything And the bank has never Been right in her life She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap She's taught me words like overdraft The only numbers she remembers Is her shoe size She had words with the guy next door And almost started a neighborhood war Cause he said something smart To our son, Bob And therefore, I had to invite him in To apologize and convince him She really didn't think he was A big, fat slob She's as normal as she can be She never misses Jeopardy And I think that she'd elope With Dick Van Dyke But when the kids have all been fed And when I lay me down to bed She gives me my time of the night Then she's a lover She comes to my side Right around midnight After her day's been so confused That's why I love her And that's why I do right And if there's a reason God gave me a feeling Baby, it's you Then she's a lover She comes to my side...