Rough Trade Records - I'll Have to Dance with Ca**ie lyrics

[Verse 1] Just another Saturday The boys are dressed up fine Think I'll wait 'till half past eight To dress myself divine Ten thirty, I'm in rags A s*utty look accompanies my questionable gaze Through the strobe light and the haze [Verse 2] Take an interest in me Why must I beg for a drink? Too verbose You come too close, Sir Please step back and think That's the trouble Flesh attracts the leery look Rarely does the dream boy come along He don't exist A lover with the candour of a friend [Chorus] I run away They're playing a decent song at last I think I'll have to dance with Ca**ie Cause the dream boy never asks Shuffle to the left I kick the boy behind to make a little room Boogie to the right Ca**ie dances madly like a boxing kangaroo Her little Joey buys the drinks He's in love more than he thinks [Verse 3] They know the dance too well The bodies heavenly Move around the autumn sky With measured dignity But my Venus and my Mars Are set to clash The lover will lay down his sword and swear He don't exist A brother to me when the chips were down [Chorus] I run away They're playing a decent song at last I think I'll have to dance with Ca**ie Cause the dream boy never asks Shuffle to the left I kick the boy behind to make a little room Boogie to the right Ca**ie dances madly like a boxing kangaroo Spinning on the spot Hell do I care what I look like when I feel this good [Outro] I'll keep on dancing I'll keep on dancing I'll keep on dancing I'll keep on dancing I'll keep on dancing