Rosebuds - Christmas Dan lyrics

Strutting around in this lonesome town, he's got his own holiday His pedals down in his old Trans Am that he turned into a sleigh He wears an earring made from candy canes, eats cookies straight from the pan So sit right back let's hear the tale of a man called Christmas Dan The kids hang swing-sets from his beard and use his belly as a trampoline And Dan knows every single word to the Chipmunks Family He finds all the lonely - lost snowballs and turns em into big snow men So sit right back let's hear the tale of a man called Christmas Dan (One Winter night, it snowed way, way too long) (But Dan dug out the entire town and decorated everybody's lawn) He's wading his way through the wrapping paper all the way up to his knees His hair looks just like shiny tinsel hanging from an old Christmas tree He can start a fire in your fireplace, just from a single wink And the only stocks he's worried about are hanging from his chimney Dan eats chocolate from the calendar, right before he falls to sleep And uses cinnamon as deodorant, and garland to floss his teeth He runs around the town caroling and shaking everybody's hands And now everybody knows the tale of a man called Xmas Dan And now everybody knows the tale of a man called Xmas Dan I said now everybody knows the tale of a man called Xmas Dan