Root - I'm A Country Member lyrics

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste Unlike those Rolling Stones I'm not short, weedy, pasty faced All kinds of people want to channel me To fuel their little agendas But I dont really need your sympathy I'm A Country Member Just like old Doug Anthony said I'm A Country Member He said it one day in parliment I'm A Country Member Well who flattened you car battery, I did And who put the wheel on your shopping trolley, I did And who keeps millionaires tax free, I do And who put the smell in cat wee, WHOA! Lord have mercy it's ME I'm A Country Member Just like old Doug Anthony said I'm A Country Member He said it one day in parliment I'm A Country Member Well who keeps surf beaches under tow, I did and who made old people drive slow, i did and who invented the mosquito, i did and who'll see you never win lotto, I will Well i put your ATM out of order I put giardia in your drinking water I forgot to put the bug in Y2K But I did put the turd in Saturday I'm A Country Member Just like old Doug Anthony said I'm A Country Member He said it one day in parliment I'm A Country Member Well I'm a mirage when your dying of thirst I spell luna park in reverse I stopped me from finishing this...