Rooster Teeth Productions - Tower of Pimps (T.O.P.) lyrics

[Hook x2] T.O.P. T.O.P. Bow down to the Tower of Pimps [Verse 1] Here's a history lesson you won't find in the books Imagine six dudes running rails and dropping down shots Took one too many and if I recall Gav left a gold tower standing four blocks tall Now that tower got trashed and the gold relieved Converted into powered rails that were designed to achieve But the tower left a mystifying magical flair Gold trophies, whole houses no award could compare So a couple weeks dropped with a race to bedrock A run into the nether and some diamonds to restock No matter how challenging the path they'd take Awards were simply cheers and the often common handshake So Geoff and Gavin knew they needed a plan The Minecraft days were at an end before they even began So they raced to build a tower and the fans got a glimpse Of an AH age starring the Tower of Pimps [Hook x2] [Verse 2] So the Tower of Pimps had a growing popularity And non-competing challenges were often a rarity The race to build a tower was just raking in views And they needed a way to play off all the good news So Gav with tools, blocks of gold and creepy creeper disguise on Took a look at Wipeout appearing on the horizon A grueling epic course that wasn't waiting for wimps So whoever wasted Wipeout won the Tower of Pimps It was a simple idea but God damn did it work Win a giant gold tower so you can prove what you're worth March back into the city with that gold to erect And get to flaunt more gold than Mr. T's neck So competing for the tower gave the show some branding Watching, glittering, and glowing deep in Last Man Standing Geoff watched others fight, k**, and lie for the stack But they stopped in shock, rocked when he chose to steal it back [Hook x2] [Bridge] T.O.P. T.O.P. [Verse 3] The tower grew from a during drunk drastic decision Into a real alter-rising realization religion Run a Labyrinth elaborate in how it's designed A Thunderdome with the scope of brutal murders in mind A Petting Zoo, then a "no" dropped into the Nether Whether they're digging down, clouding out, enchanting some leather Never forgetting that the tower is a symbol to keep A much rarer occurrence than a f**ing pink sheep So they broke a piece off and then melted it down Molded all the molten gold into a glorious crown The tower wasn't just a tower, was a symbol of power And with power came control with maddened kings and now the tower left a scar on the whole city it made All six had held the stack and together they gave The golden idol such a legend that tot all those who try Win the tower and your legend will never ever die [Hook x2]