Rooster Teeth Productions - Sarge's Blues lyrics

[Intro: Matt Hullum] Simmons, give me a phat beat [Verse 1: Matt Hullum] Well, I got the Blues In a headlock I got the Blues In my shotgun sight Well, I got the Blues They can't get away Gonna make those dirty Blues say their last goodnight Then they'll be taking a dirt nap [Verse 2: Matt Hullum] Well, I got the Blues They're a bunch of dirtbags I got the Blues But I got good aim Well, I got the Blues They won't leave me alone Got a shotgun shell for each one with their name I might've misspelled Caboose [Solo: Jeff Williams] [Ad-Lib: Matt Hullum] Yeehaw! Down home, Lopez [Bridge: Matt Hullum] Hop in the jeep Put the pedal to the metal And we'll tear across the canyon While I'm yelling like a rebel We may not have a tank But you can take it to the bank That I'm the soldier of this boulder I've got the highest rank And I intend to use it I hereby order you to boogie Not you, Donut, nobody wants to see that [Verse 3: Matt Hullum] I got the Blues Right where I want them I got the Blues But I got Grif, too (Orange-bellied ba*tard) I got the Blues Stuck in this canyon so long That sometimes I don't know just what to do Oh wait, yes I do; Shoot them! [Outro: Matt Hullum] Heheh, Blues, you just got Sarge'd