Rooster Teeth Productions - Game Failed (Game Fails Rap) lyrics

[Verse 1] It starts with a game Playing the same, plain main campaign Of running gunning fun But I'm praying for the insane So my sniper's out I'm on the prowl I quickly press the trigger down Mistake It grazed and ricochets right back in my brow It's really hard to keep from getting sour Watching AI drivers driving donuts for an hour Until I'm losing faith Feeling rage and throwing grenades to make them pay But then I get a flaming hummer launching back And take it to the face How many times must a care package lose trackage Crashing down until the stackage Stacks up on my whole team And now I'm thinking back all the times our slacked attack Was sacked by a scorpion spawning crushing all I had And in the sky I've seen a dragon spin out of Skyrim Which leaves me questioning what it is I'm playing in My pirate ship flew away, never even setting sail I think that that is what they call a fail [Hook 1] Game fails That glitching gave me quite a scare Game fails My tank just launched into the air Game fails It was going right and then Game fails The fails start pouring out again [Verse 2] You start to lose control when you don't survive Getting crushed alive by the car you're driving Getting launched in the air in a BTR Just to land and stand guard with no dents or harm A simple rooftop drop in Assa**in's Creed Til you're crashing through the ground and falling into the Ether Play a FIFA game set with all the right components Until a player jumps up, dropkicks his opponent It happens all the time and you'll find that in your prime Is when you're most inclined to leave some fails behind Just call it quits when in Last of Us, Ellie's acting blasphemous Alerting all the clickers who are feeling rather ravenous And running through the battlefield, it's Halo: Reach time Until an enemy stabs you where the sun don't shine It might seem like the worst curse to ever endure But we love to watch you fail and we want to see more now [Hook 2] Game fails That isn't who I meant to shoot Game fails Grunt went ahead and stuck a brute Game fails It all was going right and then Game fails The fails start pouring out again Game fails That rhino came from out of frame Game fails That changed the way I play the game Game fails It all was going right and then Game fails The fails start pouring out again [Outro] Game fails That isn't who I meant to shoot Game fails Grunt went ahead and stuck a brute Game fails It all was going right and then Game fails The fails start pouring out again Game fails My knees have never bent this way Game fails NPC's having a sh**ty day Game fails It all was going right and then Game fails The fails start pouring out again Game fails It all was going right and then Game fails The fails start pouring out again