Ron White - Michael Jackson lyrics

"What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna record all the noise." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, you know, actually, right here in this neighborhood, we Don't have a heck of a lot of noise.... (No, we don't either.) Um, because uh, well, you know, there's, the big city isn't around here (oh sure) and once, we do hear somebody shoot off a (yeah) Couple of guns in the distance, and somebody rattles some tin cans or Something, and that's about all. So, it's very quiet here..." "Whoah, look out, here I come!" "Michael Jackson ... look what you've done!" MICHAEL JACKSON "You've spattered mud all over my dress with your old bicycle!" PAUL MCCARTNEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON "Gee Carol, those mud stains'll never wash out." BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN "Oh, Jean, what am I going to do?" VAN HALEN "Oh, I'm sorry, Carol, you were too close." TINA TURNER "Sorry? What good does THAT do?" DAVID BOOWIE "You know you aren't supposed to be riding your bike during lunch hour." PRINCE MADONNA HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS THE CARS HERBIE HANco*k BONNIE TYLER ZZ TOP "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC CYNDI ... LOOPER PINK FLOYD THE PRETENDERS BILLY JOEL BILLY IDOL ELTON JOHN NEIL YOUNG SHEENA EASTON JOHN LENNON THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT RICK SPRINGFIELD THE ROLLING STONES PAT BENATAR HALL AND OATES ADAM ANT QUEEN JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP FLEETWOOD MAC DURAN DURAN POLICE EURYTHMICS CULTURE CLUB INCLUDING BOY GEORGE KENNY ROGERS STEVIE WONDER J. IGLESIAS AND DIANA ROSS DONNA SUMMER DEAN MARTIN KISS AND WE ESPECIALLY CALL FOR THE JUDGMENT IN THIS HOUR AND THE DESTROYING OF ROCK MUSIC DIRECTED SPECIFICALLY AGAINST CHILDREN AND WORKING SPECIFICALLY THROUGH THESE INDIVIDUALS FOR WHOM WE CALL FOR THE JUDGMENT IN THE SACRED FIRE IN THIS HOUR BEFORE THE THRONE OF ALMIGHTY GOD "Whoah, look out, here I come!"