Ron Underwood - Neckties lyrics

[Intro] Children… Will you suffer to come unto me? [Verse 1: Ron Underwood] Are you lost - do you need to find your way? Just put blind faith in me - everything's gonna be okay I'll give you answers to questions you never thought I'll sell you things that you never would've bought [Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood] And if you wanna get to be, be just like me You gotta smile, gotta smile just like me You gotta walk, gotta walk just like me Don't punch or kick or strike me! Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe bebebe Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe bebebe Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe You gotta spank me, spank me [Chorus: Ron Underwood] Neckties are worn to show respect here (Aahh-aahh!) No! Ties are worn to say "Hey, I've got money!" Jesus never wore a Necktie (Aahh-aahh!) Is that why you say he needs my money? [Verse 2: Ron Underwood] Does it hurt when you see children at odds Like when they say theirs is better than another god? Just like comparing a gun to a can of mace; Lapses in logic are just so commonplace [Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood] [Chorus: Ron Underwood] Children… [Guitar Solo: Dustin Lyon] What were the thoughts that you began to have when you Began to consider Jesus? J-J-J-Je-e-e-sus-us One more time for the ma**es! [Outro] Satan invented rock music [?] to corrupt our children! And Satan's plan eventually Causing disorder among young boys [?] for children to undermine their parents