Ron Howard - "Never Nude" Scene lyrics

Michael: So, how's it going with you and Tobias? Lindsay: It's not working. And it's why I wanted her help with my credit card debt. I'm trying to take at least some of the pressure off this marriage. And if anything, it's worse, now we're sharing a bedroom. Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before? Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs weren't exactly a turn-on. Michael: (Whispering.) Yeah, what's the deal with the cutoffs? Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this. Michael: Okay. Lindsay: He's a never-nude. Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like? Cutaway Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked, even when alone. Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Doctor #1: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed. Tobias: I am completely undressed. End cutaway Michael: I thought he just liked cut-offs. Lindsay: Me, too.