Romanovsky And Phillips - The Prince Charming Tango lyrics

I met you on a rainy day But the sun's been out since And I knew from that moment That you were my prince Funny how life is Always a big surprise I thought the man of my dreams Would have blue eyes And I thought you'd be taller I thought you'd be rich I never thought you'd be moody And at times such a b**h I thought you'd be brilliant A real Einstein But you'd rather watch T.V. Than challenge my mind I thought you'd be happy And never complain But you're so neurotic You make me feel sane! I deamt about you Did you dream about me? You wore shining armor and you rescued me Funny how dreams are Not always as they seem My handsome prince turned out To be more of a queen You're not as romantic As I hoped you'd be You never buy flowers At least not for me We never go strolling Or watch the sun set We haven't made love outdoors Since the night that we met I thought you'd be athletic With muscles for days But I guess it don't matter 'Cause I love you the same Do do do do, do do do do do do do Nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya But don't fear my darling 'Cause you know it's you I adore And I know you can't be blamed If at times you're a bore