Romanovsky And Phillips - I Met A Man lyrics

(Ah, the joys of dating...) I met a man with arms of steel He had muscles a-plenty and s** appeal He was hearty and hale The essence of male But his consciousness paled when compared... To a potato Why is it that when they're hot They're often not aware? They may be buffed, but that's not enough If their head is full of air I met a man who made me laugh He was a good time and a half He loved to be sleazy And he wanted to please me And it would have been easy if I... Had been attracted to him Why is it that when they're fun They're not the one you adore? You could be friends, but then again You'd hoped for something more Should you take what you can get Or take the time to shop for what you're wanting? Maybe you should check you bait And take a look at what it is you're flaunting I met a man who enlightened me He knew so much it nearly frightened me We were politically aligned He was spiritually refined But socially kind of a nerd... Well, more than kind of Why is it that when they're smart And their heart is so pure They have no frills like social sk**s To get them out the door No one's absolutely right for you But too much wrong can k** the song You've dreamed so long of writing