Rogue - That's the World of Warcraft That You Play! lyrics

This parody of Weird Al Yankovic's "Your Horoscope for Today" takes his entertaining lyrics and changes them into a parody of World of Warcraft. This song and video I made was an entry for the Xfire Summer Movie Contest and placed third in the Dance/Music Category Druid! There's travel in your future when you Hit level thirty and you get your travel form You will never be a rogue Always healing and crying about your cla** Hunter! You will want every single weapon in the Entire freaking game! You don't need anything but your pet Send him in, scattershot, and then feign d**h Mage! You think you're almighty with your epic staff With arcane power and a zandallarian hero charm The only problem is you'll be ripped to shreds And you will be nerfed by every single glitchy patch That's the World of Warcraft that you play! x4 Rogue! Fifty percent of your server will be composed of Rogues who rolled their cla** to be cheap You should not worry because you can one shot Someone without any kind of sk** Priest! You think you are a shadow priest, but you Will be forced to be a healbot in your raids You should prepare to jump off a cliff When suddenly everything is your fault Shaman! You are the most overpowered cla** All you have to do it cast frostshock to win Remember to keep reincarnation up And it will take ten alliance just to take you down That's the World of Warcraft that you play! x4 So you think you have leet sk**s because you Raid all day and night or you have finally grinded To Grand Marshal or to High Warlord And you may have epic gear so you can brag to all Your friends that you spent too much time playing This stupid time consuming game And just because you have tier three gear only Shows that you have no life and it will be useless In the upcoming expansion pack So I suggest you go outside and ride your bike Hop in a pool, or play with kittens so you get Away and do productive work Where was I? Warrior! You might have incredible strength And you can probably own somebody's face But you are worthless without a priest You are destined to raid for all your life Paladin! You strike fear into the hearts of the Horde Simply using your hammer and bubble-hearth You think that you are a warrior But you will always be the guy who never heals! Warlock! You should be able to k** someone with A ten thousand damage shadowbolt crit If I were you I'd join a guild and always raid And never never never never never leave my house again That's the World of Warcraft that you play! x8