"Miraculous" you call it, babe You ain't seen nothing yet They've got Pepsi in the Andes They've McDonalds in Tibet Yosemite's been turned into a golf course for the Japs And the Dead Sea is alive with rap Between the Tigris and Euphrates There's a leisure centre now They've got all kinds of sports They've got Bermuda shorts They had s** in Pennsylvania A Brazilian grew a tree And a doctor in Manhattan Saved a dying man for free It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle Another miracle By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of marketplace The human race has civilized itself It's a miracle We've got warehouses of bu*ter We've got oceans of wine We've got famine when we need it We've got a designer crime We've got Mercedes, we've got Porsche Ferrari and Rolls Royce Yeah, we've got "choice" She said meet me in the Garden Of Gethsemane, my dear The Lord said "Peter, I can see your House from here" An honest man finally Reaped what he had sown And a farmer in Ohio Has just repaid a loan It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle Another miracle By the grace of God Almighty And pressures of the marketplace The human race has civilized itself It's a miracle We cower in our shelters With our hands over our ears Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff Runs for years and years and years An earthquake hits the theatre But the operetta lingers Then the piano lid comes down And breaks his f**ing fingers It's a miracle