Roger Miller - Burma Shave lyrics

Way down yonder by the forks of the branch The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced Burma Shave Burma Burma Burma Shave I bet I've seen a million rows of them little red poetic signs up and down the line Come on come on one more time Yonder goes Willie he's pa**in' on a hill he don't dress nice but he drives fit to k** Burma Shave... Well my pappy ain't smart he ain't good at quizzin' But one thing he knows is how to keep mama his'n Burma Shave... Roses are red and violets are blue you chase me and so will I Burma Shave...