Roger Miller - My Uncle Used To Love But She Died lyrics

[Chorus] My uncle used to love but she died A chicken ain't chicken 'til he's licking good and fried Keep on the sunny side My uncle used to love me but she died Who'll bid me quarter, thirty cents for a ring of keys Three sixty-five for a dollar bill of groceries I'll have me a car of my own someday but 'til then i need a ride (thanks Steve) My uncle used to love me but she died [Chorus] Hamburger cup of coffee lettuce and tomato Two times a dime to see a man kiss the alligator One more time around free on the Ferris wheel ride My uncle used to love me but she died [Chorus] Apples are for eating and snakes are for hissing I've heard about a'hugging and I've heard about kissing I read about it free in a fifty cent illustrated guide My uncle used to love me but she died [Chorus: x2]