Roger Miller - England Swing lyrics

England swings like a pendulum do Bobbies on bicycles, two by two Westminster Abbey the tower of Big Ben The rosy red cheeks of the little children Now, if you huff and puff and you fina'lly save enough Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea Take a tip before you take your trip; let me tell you where to go Go to Engeland, Oh; Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache Falling out the window sill, frolic in the gra** Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes