Roger McGuinn - Car Phone lyrics

Mistress said "I love you Chris" Can't stand to see you k** yourself like this He's talking on the car phone from the driveway of his own home Chris is running from the FBI He's been indicted as a foreign spy He tells her on his car phone He thinks they're both alone Talking, talking Talking, talking, talking on the car phone I stole a million fake Nintendo chips But never let it cross your lips That I told you on the car phone or they'll write it on my gravestone I'm gonna help you get that acting job Got you a lawyer from the mob He tells her on his car phone Sends a shiver up her backbone And if there's anyone in space What they'll learn about the human race will be from listening to us Talking on the car phone Hitman dials a secret code Receiver in the trunk explodes As he calls him on his car phone Pushing bu*tons on the touch tone Orange flames across the center line You can see it on the news at nine Because he had a car phone He really got his mind blown And if there's anyone in space What they'll learn about the human race will be from listening to us Talking on the car phone