Roger Joseph Manning, Jr. - The Loser lyrics

Well he wakes up late for breakfast His hair's all out of place He dashes for the bus stop To find the door slammed in his face Always the loser But he never seems to mind Now he dreams of office romance And that Carry Grant mystique She says, "dear you must be joking I'm way out of your reach" Always the loser But he never seems to mind Once he dared to set foot in the promised land Where the kings and queens of cool reside Every earthly pleasure was at his command But every night his empty heart would fear his eyes had lied Picked last by the captain It's a reoccurring theme Take one on the chin son For the losing team Always the loser But he never seems to mind Always the loser Alone in his confused world Always the loser And he never feels ashamed