Roger Bart - Together Again lyrics

IGOR (spoken): Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs! (sung) Like Laurel and Hardy Like Coke and Baccardi Like Juliet and Romeo Ebb and flow To and fro Together, together again . . Together again for the first time We've only met in a dream! Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here We're a team! Together again for the first time,, Haven't a woe or a care No longer a bad and accursed time It's easy to see You have to agree We're destined to be a great pair! All of my life I've been stoogin' around Nothin' to do, at a loss All of my life I've been stoogin' around But what good is a stooge If he ain't got a boss?! Together again for the first time Back on the track to renown We're gonna thrill 'em We're gonna k** 'em You'll be the teacher We'll make a new creature And scare the bloomin' daylights Right outta this town! FREDERICK (spoken): No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures IGOR: Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun! FREDERICK: My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And Was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale IGOR: A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around FREDERICK: Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . . (sung) Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! IGOR: Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! This is the best time FREDERICK: No longer a bad and accursed time It's easy to see IGOR: You have to agree IGOR & FREDERICK: We're destined to be a great pair! FREDERICK (spoken): May I? IGOR: Take it! FREDERICK (sung): All of my life I've been bossing around Mean and alone, like a Scrooge All of my life I've been bossing around But what good is a boss If he ain't got a stooge?! (spoken) Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarra** you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump IGOR: What hump? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time We've only met in a dream FREDERICK: Like Ginger and Freddie IGOR: MacDonald and Eddy FREDERICK: Like San Juan and Teddy IGOR: Or meatballs and spaghetti FREDERICK & IGOR: But the pair that we cry for The pair that we sigh for Tha pair that we die for Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore For the first time Together again! IGOR (spoken): Walk this way No, this way Really drag your foot Can you go left more? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time We've only met in a dream FREDERICK: Like Gimbel and Macy IGOR: Like Hepburn and Tracy FREDERICK: Like Lombard and Gable IGOR: Like good old Cain and Abel IGOR & FREDERICK: For the first time Together again! Together forever again!