Roger Alan Wade - Too Fat To Fly lyrics

There ain't no wings on a pachyderm there too fat to fly There ain't no wings on a barnyard pig there to fat to fly And there ain't no wings on your big *** and there ain't no wonder why If you get on I'm gettin off you're too fat to fly Greyhound will get you there you're too fat to fly Bus tires will need extra air you're too fat to fly