Roger Adams - A Bottle with a Handle on it lyrics

Well I came home about a quarter to 5 Pulled in the drive and to my surprise The locks were changed, the dog was Gone This is worse than a country song So went down to the corner bar Neon lights shining like a star Ordered up a glass of some inspiration Gotta get a handle on my situation I need a bottle with a handle on it A barstool and some country music A twostep cross an old dance floor A glass of ice and a two shot pour Cause I’ve got me a situation Might require me some litigation Gonna start my negotiations To get out of my situation Well a few days later at the grocery store I walked inside and said there you are Where’s the dog, where’s the cash She said you can kiss my ass You’re always down at the corner bar Most nights I don’t know where you are I’ve got no time for this conversation You better get a handle on your situation I need a bottle with a handle on it A barstool and some country music A twostep cross an old dance floor A glass of ice and a two shot pour Cause I’ve got me a situation Might require me some litigation Gonna start my negotiations To get out of my situation (Instrumental) I need a bottle with a handle on it A barstool and some country music A twostep cross an old dance floor A glass of ice and a two shot pour Cause I’ve got me a situation Might require me some litigation Gonna start my negotiations To get out of my situation