Rodney Carrington - Tv show - live at the majestic lyrics

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and k**in' goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got, two fun bags Show them to me I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong Don't be sad your b**bs ain't bad, they're just a little long Show them to me, show them to me Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be If you got, dos chichis Show them to me I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated There's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours to Show them to me, show them to me Just like the girls gone wild on T.V Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy If you got two casabas Show them to me All the world will live in harmony It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time I said if you love your country yea Then stand your a** up and show them big old titties to me