Rodney Carrington - Tips on marriage - live; lyrics

I've been married nine years Thats one story My wife has been through everything I've learned some sh** bout marriage Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother If you get to "er" you take off runnin you won't see the Poody poo for quite some time after that either I also learned this If your wife says to you we need to talk Horse sh** start a fire in the house Its easier to deal with Because when your wife says to you we need to talk it does Not mean we need to talk It means you need to sit and listen why I tell you all the Ways you've been f**kin up Thats what that means You ain't never gonna hear a man say we need to talk unless We caught a desiese while we was fishin That can happen It happened to me See what I know bout every woman is this Every woman in the world thinks that she is a princess And its not their fault because they have been told that Since th