Rodney Carrington - The Pubic Hair Song lyrics

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back Watching them peckers try to get in her crack I get messy when they slip me off the track THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date Tosses me aside when she gonna masturbate Scratches me to d**h if her period's late THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! When she's not feeling horny and she uses Vaseline Takes a little shower and rubs me clean I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! Well I like it when they eat But I don't like when they diddle I get touched when you pound on her middle Curl right up when she takes a little piddle THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!