Funny how you look at my hi-fi Touch my hi-fi Like to listen to my hi-fi Now I'm gone Do you really want just another hi-fi, Or do you want mine? Do you really want just another hi-fi, Or do you want mine? You took a taxi and I paid your fare The meter's still running The meter's still running You took a taxi and I paid your fare The meter's still running The meter's still running Funny how you look at my hi-fi Touch my hi-fi Like to listen to my hi-fi Now I'm gone Silly you misused my hi-fi Dissed my hi-fi Changed tune on my hi-fi Now I'm gone Funny how you look at my hi-fi Touch my hi-fi Like to listen to my hi-fi Now I'm gone What if I turned down my hi-fi Paused my hi-fi Swapped discs on my hi-fi Still you're gone Talk's dirty to me baby Treat me clean Talk's dirty to me baby Treat me clean Funny how you look at my hi-fi Touch my hi-fi Like to listen to my hi-fi Now I'm gone Silly you misused my hi-fi Dissed my hi-fi Changed tune on my hi-fi Now I'm gone Funny how you look at my hi-fi Touch my hi-fi Like to listen to my hi-fi Now I'm gone What if I turned down my hi-fi Paused my hi-fi Swapped discs on my hi-fi Still you're gone Put the hi-fi down! Move away from the hi-fi! You are under Hi-Fi arrest! Anything you say will be recorded on poor quality audio ca**ette and played back to you very loudly!