[Verse] Thirsty and miserable You drop to the floor You drink 'til you can't even see anymore [Hook] Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more [Verse] My brother wants a ride to the liquor store You pity him for what he wants it for [Hook] [Verse] It's 1:30 and we're all getting nervous The store closes at two There's not enough to last us [Hook] [Outro] See if you can find the key to your mother's liquor cabinet