Robin Williamson - Big Ted lyrics

Big Ted's dead , he was a great old pig He'd eat most anything, never wore a wig Now he's gone like snow on the water, goodbye He was getting old, so the farmer said "Sold him to the butcher just to make a little bread" He's gone like snow on the water, don't cry Ted may be a moo-cow next time around Giving sweet milk to the people in the town He'll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground The sows are busy with the piglets fine I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine Cause I know they like acorns and I don't like bacon Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo Big Ted's sold and gone He came into the kitchen while we were away He took all the rice and he forgot to pay He's gone like snow on the water, don't cry He never cared to do the boogaloo dance All he ever thought about was food and romance Now he's gone like snow on the water, don't cry Ted may be a moo-cow next time around Giving sweet milk to the people in the town He'll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground The sows are busy with the piglets fine I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine Cause I know they like acorns and I don't like bacon Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo Big Ted's sold and gone