Robert Pollard - The Butler Stands For All Of Us lyrics

If you go down on your life, I'll be there If you can't climb from your crime Follow the detour arrows and green lights and Don't lose your patience, nor time If you come Saturday, or just for once On another day now If you come over here To call We are too old enough not to reach you You are too old enough, the butler stands for us all Come off with your wild aspirations, dear Loquacious at gossip church Step up to your dreams from your night-lights (???) and bright lights Surround her and longer And safer and stronger It pays to know who you are Cos that's who you are If you can't wait for your pride, stripped there Give your old coat a new shine Come to the pristine mirrored cotillion Be number one million and one If you come mothers' day, or fathers' day Or just today now They'll sit in their waiting rooms To stand There will be nothing useless around you There will be all you want, everything is at your command He's off on your querulous side-kicks Stop looking behind them So comical, it involves you Turn over, everything's Around her and longer And safer and stronger It pays to know who you are Cos that's who you are Chasing twilight for plunder Facing the (???) back and forth Cos he does, he stands for us And he waits for us everyday