Robert Mitchum - From A Logical Point Of View lyrics

If you want to be happy living a king's life Never make a pretty woman your wife If you want to be happy living a king's life Never make a pretty woman your wife Now all you have to do is just what I say And then you may be jolly, merry and gay Therefore, from a logical point of view Better marry a woman uglier than you From a logical point of view Always marry a woman uglier than you A pretty woman make a husband look small And very often causes dawn fall Soon as she marries then and there she starts To do the things that will break your heart And when you think that she is belonging to you She is calling somebody else to do Man, from a logical point of view Better marry a woman uglier than you From a logical point of view Always marry a woman uglier than you But if you make an ugly woman your wife You can be sure you will be happy in all your life She will never do things in a funny way To allow the neighbor have things to say She wouldn't disregard the husband at all By exhibiting herself too bitter and cold Man, from a logical point of view Better marry a woman uglier than you From a logical point of view Always marry a woman uglier than you An ugly woman give your meals on time And try to make you comfortable in mind At times when you lie sick in your cozy bed She will both caress you and scratch your head And not a minute in the night will she leave you alone It seems you want to melt the cold from your bone Man, from a logical point of view Better marry a woman uglier than you From a logical point of view Always marry a woman uglier than you If a man that's not your friend say that you have no taste Marry an ugly woman above disgrace One who is cute, looking barbarous and rough The skin like alligator, bumpy and tough Pigeon-hole, bull-leg, across in her eye She got two lips that look like a big bow tie Boy, from a logical point of view Better marry a woman uglier than you From a logical point of view Always marry a woman uglier than you From a logical point of view Always marry a woman uglier than you