Pardon me miss But I've never done this With a real live girl What could be harmful In holding an armful Of a real live girl Pardon me if you're affectionate squeeze Fogs up my goggles and Buckles my knees I'm simply drown in the sight, and the sounds And the scent and the feel Of a real live girl Nothing can beat getting swept off your feet By a real live girl Dreams of you but don't compare with a hunk Of a real live girl Girl's were to girlish Was once my belief What a reversal and what a relief I'll take the flowering hat And the towering hill And the squeal of a real live girl I've seen photographs and faximilies That have set my heart off in a whirl But I over look everyone in the book For a real live girl Take your vernecion or romanaprrection Ideal live girl Go be a hold out for Helen of Troy I am a healthy American Boy And I rather gape at the dear little shape of the stir And the k** of a real live girl Full time, occasional all operational girl