Robert Earl Keen - The Road Goes On and On lyrics

I don't care what you say I never liked you anyway Wouldn't give you the time of day If I had the time to spend You're malicious and downright cruel Superstitious, so uncool Best wishes, you loudmouthed fool I hope I never see you again You're a regular jack in the box In your clown suit and your goldilocks The original liar's paradox, you'll have to google that How in the hell do you think you'll make it When the real test comes and you just can't fake it Your sycophants say they can't take it and leave you lyin' flat Well you started out in the wild wild west Your tin star pinned to your bulletproof vest I must say we were all impressed - but not as much as you But your horse is drunk and your friends got tired Your aim grew weak and uninspired You robbed a train but your gun misfired Blew a hole right through your shoe Yeah, you're a regular jack in the box In your clown suit and your goldilocks All duded up in your cowboy crocs, singing the same old song How in the hell do you think you'll make it When the real test comes and you just can't fake it Your sycophants say they can't take it and leave you on your own Now you only rant and rave Piss and moan and misbehave You lost your grip on that flag you wave But you wave it right or wrong They're still tryin to make amends Maybe win back some of your old friends Real cowboys say the party never ends And the road goes on and on and on...