Robert Calvert - Two Test Pilots Discuss the Starfighter's Performance lyrics

Pilot 1: Ah, Fritz, how does she handle? Pilot 2: Pretty good. I found I could balance a gla** of beer on my oxygen mask, while I was flying it in a slowww roll. P1: Really. P2: Well it did spill a bit on the first try. Air turbulence, actually. P1 : Still it's not bad. P2 : Yes. I could go into a loop, light a cigarette, peel a banana and thread a needle at twenty five thousand feet. P1 : Hmmm. P2 : Go into a dive, do the three card trick, write my name backwards, catch a peanut in my mouth and juggle my eyeballs from one socket to the other. P1 : Sounds like a pretty nifty kite. P2 : I've seen worse.