Robert B. Sherman - Protocoligorically Correct lyrics

Yes, we must be protocoligorically correct Good form must never suffer from neglect The rules and regulations we respect Must be treated circumspect Else the kingdom will be wrecked We've a system to protect Checked and double checked And protocoligorically correct When its army is battered and broken And back to its borders it crawls To what clings a tottering kingdom If not to its protocols? And when the treasure is tapped of its treasures Are the tapestries stripped from the walls? No, the court carries on with its pleasures Inquisitions and banquets and balls But they must be protocoligorically correct Good form must never suffer from neglect The rules and regulations we respect Must be treated circumspect Else the kingdom will be wrecked We've a system to protect Checked and double checked And protocoligorically correct If the daughter of the Duchess of Snodden Were to be seated by the Countess of Sneed For this breach of decorum to Snodden The invasion of Sneed would proceed And seat the heiress to the barony of Neuburg By the side of her hated cousin, Gwenn Oh, how quickly the armies of Neuburg Would deploy to destroy us again So we must be protocoligorically correct Good form must never suffer from neglect The rules and regulations we respect Must be treated circumspect Else the kingdom will be wrecked We've a system to protect Checked and double checked And protocoligorically correct So we must be protocoligorically correct Good form must never suffer from neglect The rules and regulations we respect Must be treated circumspect Else the kingdom will be wrecked We've a system to protect Checked and double checked And protocoligorically correct Protocol! Protocol! Protocol Above all! Above all! Above all Makes a kingdom rise or fall So we must be protocoligorically correct Good form must never suffer from neglect The rules and regulations we respect Must be treated circumspect Else the kingdom will be wrecked We've a system to protect Checked and double checked And protocoligorically correct