Robbie Williams - The Brits lyrics

Well that Brits night was so f**ing boring Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning Look the wrong way and we end up brawling When I had a bit of beef with you know who And I f**ed a few female stars or two Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best Second person in my year to have touched a breast I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed Here's the midlife crisis I guess Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all I'm still looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks, Sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it So f**ing dull and professional and timid To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer I still want to get laid by you, right Now I know I've got fat, but make no mistake Every million that I make they bake me a cake So I've got plenty, a hundred and twenty Wear clothes of tweed like Amanda Gentry I still want to get you naked I'll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning A Knebworth shape but twice as frightening If they can't be bothered then I promise you this If they won't entertain you then I'll do my f**ing best Still looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks, Sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it So f**ing corporate and professional and timid To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer I still want to get laid by you Would you let me lay you down right here? Would you let me live? Still looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks, Sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it So f**ing dull and professional and timid To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer I'm still looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks, Sir, this one's for you Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it So f**ing corporate and professional and timid To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer