[ Hook ] f**in with them hoes with them babies Woo woo woo oo f**in with them hoes with them babies Yeah yeah [ Rob Quest ] Alright now, when you f**in with them hoes you know with 4, 5 kids And when you come you gots to bring candy and chips and sh** Got a rubber in your pocket thinkin you'se the p**y-getter But when you come inside you end up the baby-sitter Tellin the kids to put some shoes on they goddamn feet Hey y'all, straighten up and be neat, why don't you take your a** to sleep You got the job, you're knowin Bob, you're knowin 50s, 60s, 70s 75 and 80s, b**h, there's somethin with these babies Here's a dollar, beat it, here now take your a** and scram You're worse than flies at a picnic - goddamn You little snotty nose brat, y'all's about to get slapped Hey, stop pullin on my earring - hey, get the feet off my lap Where yo daddy at? See, I'm only here for the evening To get that p**y good she fix a sandwich then I'm leavin Really though, I'll probably leave with a hard-a** dick But that's the sh** you gotta put up with Yo, when you're [ Hook ] [ Jugg Mugg ] I called up this gal and set up a date I met her at her place, the Cuney Homes around 8 And when I knocked a little bad-a** n**y opened the do' This b**h came out talkin bout (come on y'all, let's go) Let's go where? (To McConald's, hell it's right up the street We gotta go and get my kids a little somethin to eat) Now I'm thinkin to myself like, what's the goddamn deal I'm orderin two Big Macs and four Happy Meals And I spent all of my snaps, now what's the haps on the naps? Let's put the kids in the sack and let me hit it from the back Now I'm tryin to bone mommy on the bathroom floor But little man steady knockin at the door Her little girl started cryin, now it's gettin sh**ty To keep her a** from cryin pick out the sag titty f** it, where my drawers and my shoes, show me to the do' Hey, I'm Audi, ho - yeah, that's how it go When you're [ Hook ]