Roadside Assistance - This Is How You Plot lyrics

[Hook] [Jack] This is how you plot Graphing's where it's at But you can't use a calculator as a fall back You could go after school, and have a little chat Think this is too easy? Then go take AP Stat Mess up on the curve, 'n you'll have to go restart And with the unit circle, you just take it apart Three Pi over two, two seventy degrees So memorizing conversions, is your expertise Tangent sine over cos, that much is child's play And then when you're drawing, center line gets in the way And Q one's always plus, the textbook would agree Pi may be 180, but five forty, Pi times three Calculator from TI Yeah it's pretty fly They love the way I graph they wish they could try Seems hard but it's more rational than Pi Ask a teacher for help, simply they reply [Hook] [Tyler] This is how you plot The homework is a lot Every single day Another locker to unlock 5 main points, never gonna stop 6 functions, now you show me what you got Sine is vertical Cosine's horizont' Period is 2 pi; it is not a lot And the amplitude, measures to the top Frequency you need to know, it's cycles that you got My math is always right, but I never brag I then stand up, pledge allegiance to the flag Look at my calculator Yeah you know its pretty rad And I plot the values that you all never had For those who say they saw my graphs, the best they've ever seen You follow the routine, you'd better graph it on the screen It plots right between, 'symptotes on the machine And when I go and plot, now really this is what I mean [Hook] [Dan] This is how you plot While sitting on my cot The equivalent of that you know is cosine over sine I plot them on the graph, the values that are mine The girls come up and see and they say, "Yeah, you are fine." Cosine is what's next Its graph ain't too complex Cuz neg 1 to 1's the range and the reals are just the X Here's one period, it looks like a -- "U" Now you don't have to go and tell me that I am a cool Jew You say sine's the same But I'mma make a claim and put you to shame 90 degrees diff Sine said, "please move ova', you dumb land rovaa' So follows next is tan with his own asymptote Secant, cuh-cosecant they got that line too Reciprocals yeah they are making their debut Here's to all of ya'll all of whom are taking trig I'm better than freakin Mims cause I'm more hot than fire (than fire) [Hook]