[Verse 1] I'm tired, so tired I'm tired of having s** (so tired) I'm spread so thin I don't know who I am (who I am) [Chorus] Monday night I'm making Jen Tuesday night I'm making Lynn Wednesday night I'm making Catherine Oh, why can't I be making love come true? [Post-Chorus] Help! Help! [Verse 2] I'm beat, beet red Ashamed of what I said (what I said) I'm sorry, here I go I know I'm a sinner But I can't say no (say no) [Chorus] Thursday night I'm making Denise Friday night I'm making Therese Saturday night I'm making Louise Oh, why can't I be making love come true? [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Tonight I'm down on my knees Tonight I'm begging you please Tonight, tonight, oh please Oh, why can't I be making love come true?