When I was a baby, I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud Wilbur and Jack and Otis and Beatty We were a gang, you got to believe me Mama would scold us if we got too rough She didn't care, she was proud of us I ran around, and talked to the animals Tellin' 'em stories of savage cannibals Then I got older and noticed a girl First I was sure I didn't exist to her I sulked around, but I didn't know why Then she put her cheek on my shoulder and I Was lookin' at her and she was lookin' at me We started to smile, it was our destiny Tina was her name, she was my cute-pie Forgot about the things I used to like I spent all my time followin' her around My friends all made the whiplash sound But they understood, they was happy for me And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me And she said yes, and we felt so fine We lost track of the pa**ing of time Before I knew it we had our own babies Gina and Shelley and Keebie and Gabe But now, I've got to die I lived a good life, I've got no complaints I'd like to thank Farmer Pete For bringin' me scraps of food that I could eat He always had a smile on his face He didn't want to think of this day It's finally here It's finally here Whoa-oh-oh They called me Pig They called me Pig Oh, oh oh When I was a baby, I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud