Rivers Cuomo - Everybody Get Dangerous lyrics

[Verse 1] When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah Actually I didn't do that Because I didn't want the cow to be sad But some of my friends did They were all just a little bit wicked They'd blow up mail boxes With a baseball bat Go for direct hits On Halloween you can forget it They throw rotten eggs into traffic Toilet paper the fences Throw the tables, chairs, and the benches After practice Sometimes we would break into mad fits Causing damage (Burning amplifiers and mic stands) [Chorus] Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous [Verse 2] I've got a confession That I will make if you will listen Late in the nighttimes We'd drive around with hairspray and sharp knives Looking for road k**s Lighting things on fire for cheap thrills Stab the corpses And lick the knives like we're evil forces Hockey games on frozen ponds No safety pads were ever put on Driving home on country roads Sixty-five in a twenty-five zone In my parents Tercel How did we survive so well Throw the keys and the wheel locked up I almost k**ed every one of us [Chorus] [Verse 3] There must be A guardian angel Or some kind of destiny we have Because we should have died A long time ago The way that we were living in our pasts What will we say when our kids come to us And ask, with a smile on their face "Hey Dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords! Is it cool if we slash up his place?" Hey Hey Hey ("Is it cool if we slash up his place?") And get dangerous [Chorus] [Outro] (Ow!) Ow! Ow! Gow! Gow! (Yee, hee ha!) Gow!)