Ladies and gentlemen To those among you who are easily frightened We suggest you turn away now To those of you who think they can take it We say, welcome to the mad house! Aah, ooh Aah, ooh (Mad house) Na nana nana nana Nana, nana, nana, nana Come on, come on, come on in Come on, come on in Mad house Aah, ooh Aah, ooh Welcome to the mad house