[Intro] It's uhm, it's great to be back on SNL Where's Toronto at? Is Toronto in the house tonight? Yeah So...as you can tell I'm from Canada And I know what you're thinking, but... no You can not move in with me if Trump wins I'm sorry, that's no go I really am glad to be here but you'll ha...you'll have to excuse me if I seem a little upset Backstage, right before I came out My friend showed me this...meme he found online And it just...it really shook me It was a picture of me dancing in my Hotline Bling video And some joker...had put a caption on it that said "When you farted and got away with it" And if I'm being real, like...it hurts, you know...and it... It just seems like this keeps happening to me And I don't know...It's almost like I can do is sing about it So...I'm ready [Verse 1] Drinks with some old friends That's when it happens again I start hearing from the whole fam That I got clowned on Instagram Tryna hide my reaction When I read the funny caption Feels like I'm in a bad dream Cause I got turned into another meme, yeah [Hook 1] I just wanna scream That I'm more than a meme, that's right I just wanna scream That I'm more than a meme [Verse 2] Catch me looking with those bedroom eyes Asking if you're gonna finish those fries Tryna say you really care about me But then you put my picture on E.T (It's not nice) How can I explain to my momma When you got my beard on Obama I do not complain, I am not a whiner But why am I sitting on the Seinfeld diner? [Hook 2] I feel like I'm swimming upstream Against all of these memes Why do they attack me? And then attack my favorite team? [Verse 3] Look, I'm not just a picture, I have feelings too Like, how would you feel if it happened to you? If I came after you, did a meme of her Yeah cause your sketch got cut after dress rehearsal (eighty) What if I found your moment of pain And used it for my own comedy gain? [Shortened Hook] Now you know what I mean That I'm more than a meme [Verse 4] And look, I get that my face is expressive But some of the memes are a little aggressive I would just say it's a little excessive When you go make me the face of Progressive I know it's not important But when they catch my face contorted And the meaning gets distorted I can only help but feel like crying Jordan I'm more than a meme [Interlude: Drake + Drake as Rihanna] Oh, ladies and gentleman, do I have a treat for you tonight Rihanna is here tonight, make some noise Oh I'm so excited to be here tonight Oh my God, oh my God [Beat-Switch] [Bridge] Yeah, see Drake ain't a meme, meme, meme, meme, meme But it nah seem, seem, seem, seem, seem, seem Another joker getting, getting, getting, getting, getting I swear we only friend, friend, friend, friend, friends... Alright, Rihanna's incredible ladies and gentleman Make some noise for her please [Beat-Switch] [Outro] I should take it as a sign of self-esteem It feels like I'm the victim of an internet scheme It's just hard when it seems You don't love me for me You just love me for memes