Rick Rubin - WE'RE GAY lyrics

[Intro: Mickey LowMay] Christmas holidays Mickey Low Mays f** a**holes [Verse 1: King C.R.E.M.E.] Christmas holidays, celebratory gatherings Giving presents to Sam Hup Wui Hong Kong will take bribes from the Communist club (Communist club) Make the rent increase by 100 times There was a Jewish b**h who wasn't willing to celebrate (not willing) Afterwards she didn't eat my pork congee either I grabbed onto her car tyre, told her not to move Poked her until your uncle's penis shrivelled back inwards Go to Tai Mei Tuk, move there to reside Your b**h s**ed until my pubic hair became bald Slimy and slippery, her face was pale white f**ed her in the p**y too until it was bleeding all over December is a popular song On the charts, it's all Mickey Low Mays Mysterious Clubhouse When buying presents, make sure to accommodate for your b**h as well Condom wrappers are gifted to her [Verse 2: Lin Nipple Twister] Christmas holidays, I want to thank (No need to thank) On Christmas Eve s**ed on your grandfather Drove his car up to Full H.A.M. Gardens Buried the corpse under the Christmas tree (HOOH) Full H.A.M. Palace, eat turkey together Take the thigh and stuff it up Yung Bumblebee's vagina Lin Nipple Twister spits fire into the microphone With Matty Gospel we f** your son The weather's cold, how about going ice skating With Wenjie Wai, drank a cup of s**m (Huh?) With Seto Han High King, go to watch the stars (Yuh) Afterwards drank another cup of s**m (a second cup?) Afterwards tell Santa Claus Get Butcher Fong to let you eat a scrotum candy (Ha) Be careful, don't let people butcher you into a web Christmas orgies, best to look for Full H.A.M. party [Verse 3: Butcher Fong] Christmas holidays, have to eat turkey Eat until Santa Claus' pair of eggs turned into chickens No way, you're not gay? Would you like to lick pussies? (Ha?) Everyday in the Mysterious Clubhouse we lick each other's chickens Christmas Eve, go to Full H.A.M. fish market To see what kind of f**ing sausage we're having tonight Left hand is holding Seto HanGo's Cervelat sausage Right hand is holding Lin HongWah's Horlick sausage Afterwards with Matty Gospel go to spread the word of the Gospel Ask this bunch of f**tards to eat his scrotum (Yuh) Mouth is full of those 14K gold Use it to buy your mother, saving 10 dollars (Kaching!) Get back home and butcher open Nile Bun's bu*ter foreskin Use bu*ter and buns to wrap up your grandmother's tongue s**ed on your grandfather's co*k until my teeth are loose But not as loose as me f**ing Yung Bumblebee's a**hole until it's loose [Bridge: Matty Gospel] Happy and joyous, screaming out loud Your mom is bouncing around everywhere (bouncing around everywhere) Who thinks this is funny? (What's so funny?) Mickey LowMays is so wondrous (so wondrous) Santa Claus, hang him upside down Yesterday I went to buy a ticket (buy a ticket) f**ed you up, why am I so f**ing happy f**ed your mom because my chains have gold in them Close your room because there are a lot of mosquitoes outside If there's no mosquito repellent, they can easily bite you [Verse 4: Yung Bumblebee] Christmas holidays, eat a banana (banana) Your mom asked me when to go f** (f** or not?) Three o'clock, at Tin Hau Temple (f**) Ask your brother as well, I want him too Thick, thin, long, short, I will eat them all Go to Kwun Tong, why don't you call? Me and you go to blow on each other's flutes Explode into my mouth, no noise comes out of it The night of the 24th is Christmas Eve Me and your b**h we go to pound on each other Cowboy style, I ride onto your car Causing you to immediately ejaculate Wow, you're really big, you need to penetrate cautiously It hurts a lot, don't rush it My a** is not wet enough Leaking all your white juice [Outro: King C.R.E.M.E.] Hahaha, kids Just like that, Santa Claus' story is no more Now is Mickey Low May's new era You guys better watch your kids Hahahahaha