I was in love with a girl on marijuana She said "If I'm not stoned, I don't wanna" But she got so paranoid Her place I would avoid I was in love with a girl on marijuana I was in love with a girl on c**aine She had everything going but a brain We'd talk endlessly for hours But by morning it'd go sour I was in love with a girl on c**aine Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue I found no drug that compares to you All these pills, all this weed I don't know just what I need I was in love with a girl on LSD She'd see things I'd never see She broadened her perspective Then I got more selective I was in love with a girl on LSD Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue I found no drug that compares to you All these pills, all this weed I don't know just what I need I was in love with a girl who drank beer ‘Til bad breath and all she disappeared She was blowing up real bad But when she left I was still sad I was in love with a girl who drank beer I was in love with a girl on China white We were married for a year one day Her memory still lingers ‘Cause I burned all my fingers I was in love with a girl on China white I was in love with a girl who drank coffee There were times when I couldn't keep her off me That caffeine got her going But her ugly side was showing I was in love with a girl who drank coffee I was in love with a girl who was a dealer I was afraid somebody would come and steal her We never used to fight But the phone rang day and night I was in love with a girl who was a dealer Sure as hell She got popped by the big guys